Our Policy We hold these falsehoods to be self-evident that all men are created to be spoofed upon, that The Taunt is endowed by their own free will with certain unalienable rights, that among these are satire, sarcasm and the pursuit of biting humor. That's our policy.  If you gots a problem wit it, you can talk to Vinnie "The Weasel" Mazzatoli in the Complaint Department.  He'll be glad to discuss you problem in a most reasonable fashion and recommend a good orthopedic surgeon afterwards.