Our Mission The Taunt's purpose is the simple satirization of anything and everything and at the worst possible moment for the victim of the article.  This really is all in good fun and bad taste so we can help you develop a thicker skin. All stories are false, although they may be based on actual events, companies or individuals, or in some cases, completely invented.  In all cases, the articles and pictures, and almost everything else presented on this site should be considered apocryphal. The ultimate goal is to have you show up in all of our articles.  Yes, we mean you.  We know who you are, where you live and that secret, nasty thing that you do.  Don't try to hide, or pretend we have the wrong person.  You've been warned.